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Page 2 Department: Letters and Tomatoes Random Samplings of Reader Mail
Page 8 Department: A Chiklis Wonder The Blue Shield Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Charlie Kadau Tonal Rendering: Wildstorm
Page 14 Department: Claus and Defect When Department Store Santas go bad Artist & Writer: John Caldwell
Page 18 Department: Look who's Tolkien MAD's epic outtakes from The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King Writer: Greg Leitman
Page 22 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 1. The California Recall: Media Circus of the Stars Artist: Steve Chorney Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg
Page 23 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 2. Britney and Madonna Shamelessly Swap Spit Artist: Tom Bunk
Page 24 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 3. The Fall of Geraldo Artist: Michael Elins Photos: AP/Wide World Photos
Page 26 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 4. D'oh! Jessica replaces Homer as TV's dumbest Simpson Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Frank Santopadre
Page 28 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 5. Sammy Sosa's Grand Sham Writer: Frank Santopadre Sosa Photos: AP/Wide World Photos
Page 29 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 6. George W. Bush Full Metal Jacket Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Russ Cooper
Page 32 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 7. Thinking inside the Box - Man ships himself cross-country Artist: Timothy Shamey Writer: Charlie Kadau
Page 33 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 8. Unfair and Imbalanced - Fox News sues Al Franken Artist: Michael Koelsch Artist: Russ Cooper
Page 34 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 9. Jayson Butchers The New York Times: All the lies he saw fit to print Artist: Drew Friedman
Page 36 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 10. Get a Download of this: The Music Industry sues file sharers Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: David Shayne
Page 38 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 11. Rush Limbaugh fumbles on ESPN Artist: Tom Nick Cocotos Writer: Johnny Styne
Page 40 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 12. Kobe gifts his wife: The fraud of the ring Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Don Vaughn Background Photo: Getty Images
Page 41 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 13. And the winner is... Michael Moore's Oscar Speech Photographer: Irving Schild Michael Moore Photos: AP/Wide World Photos
Page 42 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 14. Dixie Chicks Backlash: Even Cowgirls get the Boos Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Darren Johnson, Greg Leitman
Page 44 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 15. Alabama Judge plays Moses Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Stan Sinberg
Page 45 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 16. Hillary's Story: First Lady and the tramp Writer: Arie Kaplan
Page 46 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 17. Demi and Ashton: Dude, wehre's my P.R.? Artist: James Warhola
Page 48 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 18. Straight and Narrow-Minded: The Anti.Gay Crusade Artist: Mark Stutzman
Page 49 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 19. What despicable duo died in a horrific bomb this year? (MAD Fold-In) Artist & Writer: Al Jaffee
Page 50 Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003 20. Homeland Security: The duct starts here Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Russ Cooper
Page 51 Department: A MAD Ad-Parody My car went from this...to this! Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Page 52 Department: Angster's Paradise Monroe and... The Presidency Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page 56 Department: Serge-In general A MAD Look at the Holidays Artist & Writer: Sergio Aragones
Page 60 Department: Zing out the old MAD counts down Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin'Eve Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio |