MAD Magazine #385 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Cover: Our Ridiculous spoofs of...The Phantom Menace , Detroit Rock City
Artist: Mark Stutzman
Star Bores : Epic load I -The Fandumb Megamess
Department: Mad Movie Satire
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
A Mad Look at Episode I - The Phantom Menace Hype
Department: Sergio Aragones
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Warner Bros. Studio Stores Unofficial Catalog
Department: Catalog
Artist: Irving Schild Artist: Gary Hallgreen Artist: Scott Bricher Artist: Tony Cipriano Artist: Kevin Greene Writer: Scott Maiko
Mad's Guide to Telling The Difference Between Pro Wrestling , Jerry Springer and Politics
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
Mad's Best-Sellers cut down to size
Writer: Eric Perlin Artist: Irving Schild
When Other Celebrities Jump on the poetry Bandwagon
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Writer: John Biederman
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds
Department: Celebrity Satire
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: What Childhood Disease Is Being Denied Coverage By HMO's ?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Home 'Roid King
