Editorial
- Editor: Nick Meglin
- Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman
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Table of Contents
Movie satire: “$-Men 2”
Department: X Marks the Flop
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 8
Monroe and the Brain
Department: Angster’s Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 18
MAD’s Complete Guide to Plagiarism
Department: Good Copy, Bad Copy
Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Mike Snider
Page: 22
Coming Soon to Animal Planet: “The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show”
Department: Dog Day Afternoon Programming
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 26
Firsthand Evidence That Obesity in Your School May Be Out of Control!
Department: Student Body Fat
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 32
Deconstructs TV Talk Shows – This Mont: The View
Department: The Chat ’n’ the Stat
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker
Page: 36
A Prom Night Scrapbook for a Gay Couple in Smalltown, USA
Department: Behind the Straight Ball
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Page: 39
Duke Bissell’s Tales of Undisputed Interest
Department: The Wizard of Odd
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 48
MAD’s Unreal Outtakes from The Matrix Reloaded
Department: Everything Old Is Keanu Again
Writer: Greg Leitman
Page: 50
Subtile Indications that the Guy You’re Dating May Not Be a Millionaire
Department: The Ruse of Engagement
Artist: Ray Alma Writer: John Prete Idea: Steve Jarczak
Page: 52
MAD’s Spam of the Month: “Magic Meat Enhancer”
Department: Dick DePartment
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Photographer: Irving Schild
Page: 54