MAD Magazine #444

Random Samplings of Reader Mail
Dept: Letters and Tomatoes

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The Fundalini Pages: "Initial steps by the US Government to improve conditions at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison", "If Peter Parker had been bitten by other radioactive creatures", "Personal ad of the month", "Bitterman", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Paris Hilton", "Graphic Novel Review: The Incredi-man", "New Technology culled from downed alie
Dept: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Tom Bunk, Desmond Devlin, Don Edwing, Ray Alma, Jack Syracuse, Gary Hallgreen, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, P.C. Vey, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Steve Rosso, Garth Gerhart, Tom Cheney, Mike Snider, Patrick Merrel

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Las Vaguest ( Las Vegas Parody)
Dept: Casino Evil

Artist: Mort Drucker
Writer: Charlie Kadau

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MAD's heroically-awful Spider-man 2 outtakes
Dept: Tobey or not tobey

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Only a democratcould possibly believe...
Dept: Tenets, Anyone? Part 1

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr.
Writer: Russ Cooper

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Monroe and... Europe (Part 1)
Dept: Angster's Paradise

Artist: William Wray
Writer: Anthony Barbieri

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The last supper
Dept: A MAD Ad Poster

Artist: Richard Williams

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A cell phone-camera Geek's photo album
Dept: A picture is worth a thousand nerds

Artist: Drew Friedman
Writer: Mike Snider

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Spider-Man has a bad week
Dept: Taking one day at a climb

Artist: Kevin Pope
Writer: Arie Kaplan

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You know a Rapper's gone soft when...
Dept: Wimpin' ain't easy

Writer: Joe Raiola
Artist: Hermann Mejia

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A MAD look at Space Exploration
Dept: Serge-In General

Writer, Artist: Sergio Aragonés

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Only a republican clould possibly believe...
Dept: Tenets, anyone? Part 2

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr.
Writer: Russ Cooper

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Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
Dept: All Jaffee

Writer, Artist: Al Jaffee
Colorist: Wildstorm

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Duke Bissell's Tales of undisputed interest
Dept: The Wizard of Odd

Writer, Artist: P.C. Vey

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How to think like a Superstar
Dept: Pompous and Circumstance

Artist: Bob Staake
Writer: Barry Liebmann

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Spy vs.Spy
Dept: Joka and Dagger

Writer, Artist: Peter Kuper

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From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist
Dept: It's 'splaining cats and dogs

Writer, Artist: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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Pet Peeves of Spider-Man's girlfriend
Dept: Insects and the single girl

Writer, Artist: John Caldwell

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MAD Fold-In
Dept: Insects and the single girl

Writer, Artist: Al Jaffee

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