MAD Magazine #444 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "Initial steps by the US Government to improve conditions at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison", "If Peter Parker had been bitten by other radioactive creatures", "Personal ad of the month", "Bitterman", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Paris Hilton", "Graphic Novel Review: The Incredi-man", "New Technology culled from downed alie
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgreen Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Steve Rosso Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel
Page: 8
Las Vaguest ( Las Vegas Parody)
Department: Casino Evil
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Charlie Kadau
Page: 12
Only a democratcould possibly believe...
Department: Tenets, Anyone? Part 1
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Russ Cooper
Page: 20
Monroe and... Europe (Part 1)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 22
A cell phone-camera Geek's photo album
Department: A picture is worth a thousand nerds
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Mike Snider
Page: 28
Spider-Man has a bad week
Department: Taking one day at a climb
Artist: Kevin Pope Writer: Arie Kaplan
Page: 31
You know a Rapper's gone soft when...
Department: Wimpin' ain't easy
Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 32
Only a republican clould possibly believe...
Department: Tenets, anyone? Part 2
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Russ Cooper
Page: 38
Duke Bissell's Tales of undisputed interest
Department: The Wizard of Odd
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 43
How to think like a Superstar
Department: Pompous and Circumstance
Artist: Bob Staake Writer: Barry Liebmann
Page: 44
From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist
Department: It's 'splaining cats and dogs
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 48
Pet Peeves of Spider-Man's girlfriend
Department: Insects and the single girl
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 50
