Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Irving Schild Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Darren Johnson Author: Glen LeLievre Author: Jason Yungbluth
Page: 8
Lewd & Disorder Its P.U.
Department: Frying Wolf once to often
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen
Page: 12
10 ways to liven up the national spelling bie
Department: Alphabet Poop
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 18
Monroe and... Cruelty Free
Department: Angsters Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler
Page: 23
The average 5th grader knows...
Department: Wisdom Truth
Artist: Peter Bagge Writer: John Prete
Page: 28
Photos Peter Parker couldnt sell to the Daily Bugle
Department: The prints and the pauper
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 38
What you have to look forward to as a middle-aged Mall Rat
Department: The old man and the CVS
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 40